Wednesday, January 27, 2010

SLaziness


Many times we feel lazy and sometimes we do not.
Then would we be classified as Lazy or not Lazy?
Few people can’t tolerate the Ignominy of being called not Lazy;
After all being Active/Proactive/Reactive in 10/ 100 situations should not take away the Tag/Pride of being Lazy.

How do we resolve this problem to protect the interests of Lazy’s being active in some cases yet preserving their identity?
Specially in today’s competitive world, where the Lazy ones are an Endangered Species. :D

Either we introduce the Degree of Laziness. But classifying Laziness in these terms sounds demeaning.
Rather we classify a few Activities which are an exception to the norm.
Basically not few but 2 – Eating & Entertainment.
People Travel, Strive and even Work Hard for these two; YES even Lazy people do that.
Taking away their Identity (of being Lazy) just because the show glimpses of activity for 2E’s is not fair.

So I introduce a term SLaziness meaning Selective Laziness.

SLazy (n) - A person who is Lazy normally, but shows slight activity under Extraordinary circumstances like the craving for Food or the desire for Entertainment.

UsagePranay is not lazy and neither is he active. He is SLazy just like me. :P

Usage names the 2 people whose great thought and discussion has been used as a foundation for this post.

SActive will also be used now :)

6 comments:

Like.No.Other said...

SActive == SLazy iff the "human habits" are constant.

else,

SActive == SLazy,
divide By S on both sides of equation

Hence, we get ->
Active == Lazy, under any constant or variable.

This equation is applicable in India only. Lazy people should not get offended if they equalize to Active people. This is just an experiment :P :)

Pranit said...

But what about the laziness for the two E's also...i mean ideally i would not like to slog for them too...the Slazy guy i am....

junkyard said...

I think therez no better way to define the specy whose specimen are Rohit and Pranay :D And it is imperative that the best description can come from one among them only. Now I understand what do they mean when they say: Get it straight from the horse's mouth oops I mean from slazy's mouth :P

MATMANIAC said...

@LNO : else ke pehle aur baad ki statement same hai :P

@Doobs: in that case u r Lazy(proper Lazy widout defects :)

@Junk : :D well said

Unknown said...

This is precisely why i had asked you not to put words like SActive in it... see now people are mixing up two extremes.

Unknown said...

very innovative thought :)