Sunday, February 21, 2010

How Obesity can increase nation’s growth :)


An Obese person means boosted food intake creating more space to fill with food :)
Hence a country full of Fat people will consume more food as compared to a skinny country.
This directly relates to a greater demand for food. If we go backwards it implies more production of food.
Due to sheer increase in surface area :) Obese people will require more clothing as compared to their non-obese counterparts. This means more demands from the clothing industry.
They have more volume hence will need bigger vehicles implying more work for automobile and steel industries

Increased weight means stronger Floors and Furniture thereby rejuvenating these two.

Every individual can contribute to ‘More of everything’ just by increasing her/his size :D
It is rightly said by somebody that Individual Leaders can play a crucial role in growth of the Nation.

Invoke the Leader in you “Be Fat” :)

The picture shows stepwise procedure to do so :P



Did I miss the Paper industry?? Well just relate increased Toilet Paper usage :D

Note: surface area; volume and weight are words in Physics and should be used with great caution

10 comments:

Nikesh Rathi said...

No wonder, US is the biggest economy and also has the largest chunk of obese people.

Addicted said...

awesome dude!! cant stop LOLing! where do u get these weird ideas from? :P

junkyard said...

Nice read :D

The climax was a perfect one (just like all your other posts).

and what about the Health Industry, it will be raining gold for them too ;)

AmeyaKhasgiwala said...

Man... I don't know why Obese people have largest Surface Area... Remember school days when when used to say Sphere has the minimum SurfaceArea... hehehe lolz...

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Unknown said...

Obesity will increase laziness which is key to nations growth ( as proved in older posts)

Tond toh prosperity ki nishaani hai!

anonymous said...

bhai ye sab likhne ka time kahan se mil jaata hai? - a married man

Unknown said...

Certainly ppl like u n jain have been increasing nation's growth day after day...:-)

grawl said...

I do not agree.
Fat people die early. So chances are that the growth in consumption might be normalized by shorter lives of people.