Autobiography of TARGET

My Name is TARGET
Imaginary, Multiple, Worldwide

About Me –

Birthday– 1st April
Location – Arbitrary documents, Excel Sheets, Bosses / Employee’s Brains
Relationship Status- Impossible.
Here for –Sadistic Pleasures
First thing you will notice: I am too far

Hello everyone my name is TARGET.
I am existing in various forms across the globe. The biggest bosses in companies and corporate create me to continue their reign. I am thrust upon their subordinates who in turn do the same.I am the source of power for superiors at every level.

I get split into parts when I am thrust down the food chain.

Biggest Boss (1) --> Bigger Boss (3, 4)--> Big Boss (a few)....-->Employee (too many)
(Employee is the last node with no subordinate)

If someone gets too close to me, I am given a boost by the immediate superior.
HaHaHa (sarcastic smile) and I get away again.

Family--

There are some close relatives of mine who never show up if I am not present.
Namely promotion and raise are my loved cousins. We are so close that they do not go anywhere without me. But they are considered socially awkward by the evil “humor recourse” people. So these people try to keep me away so that my cousins automatically don’t show up.

About Me Again--

I enjoy a lot during my life. I see people slog to get me…oh I am so desirable :)
But my lifespan is too short; whether someone gets me or not I will die soon.
And I even know when I will die.

Personal Advice--

Do try to get me but don’t waste your life for me, coz I have multiple lives.
I will be born again with renewed strength and you will be the same, even more exhausted.

But what the heck I enjoy my life you too do :)

RIP – 31st March

The relativity of time

what all people can do in such a GD topic
Actually a highly intellectual brain storming conversation

At times when there is nothing to do, you start doing all kinds of random and arbit bakar. These are Excerpts from one such crazily insane, yet intellectual bakar a few days ago -

It was a discussion between me and NR.


NR: time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
RM: when u add things should increase
7:23 PM but when u add lunch to time - time decreases
NR: when u r hungry ... 1 second = 1 minute
during lunch it is reverse
so limit lunch time -> 0
so lunch time seems to be an illusion
7:24 PM RM: and since lunch is an object
lunch > 0 so it must be time ->0
so time is an illusion
7:25 PM but we look time in a watch so a watch must be an illusion
7:26 PM but a watch is made of materials which will in turn be illusion
NR: waah
made of quartz
foind in sands
but sand slips thru between ur fingers
so sand is an illusion
RM: => glass is a illusion
7:27 PM matlab chashma(spectacles) = illusion
so what u see thru specs is illusion.
things will look illusion if they are real
else it will look real if its illusion
NR: real is an illusion
so is tropicana
RM: :D
7:28 PM but unreal tournament is real
un (real=illusion)
=> un illusion
=> real
7:30 PM so real is illusion
illusion is real
NR: sirr ghoom raha hai
RM: :)


accha laga/ liked it -- yet another one -- http://rathinikesh.blogspot.com/2009/09/bakwaas.html

FIN Vs MArk

Actually Written During College days...just revived it here :)


jaane kya zamaana hai,jaane kaunsi ghadi hai...
FIN waale aish kar rahe hai,janta ki lagi padi hai...

kaash FIN liya hota,tab kuch aaram kiya hota...
ab MARK me mar rahe,raat-din kaam kar rahe...

wo exam ka bahana batate hai,par number sabko aate hai...
aur hum yahan latak rahe hai,acche marks ki talaash me bhatak rahe hai..

hum faccho ko bevkoof nahi banayenge,unko zaroor MARK ki takleefo se bachayenge..
agle saal sabhi FIN lenge,fir aaram karenge..

na koi darr hoga,na hoga koi kaam...
IIML me hoga sirf aur sirf AARAAM