Sunday, February 21, 2010

How Obesity can increase nation’s growth :)


An Obese person means boosted food intake creating more space to fill with food :)
Hence a country full of Fat people will consume more food as compared to a skinny country.
This directly relates to a greater demand for food. If we go backwards it implies more production of food.
Due to sheer increase in surface area :) Obese people will require more clothing as compared to their non-obese counterparts. This means more demands from the clothing industry.
They have more volume hence will need bigger vehicles implying more work for automobile and steel industries

Increased weight means stronger Floors and Furniture thereby rejuvenating these two.

Every individual can contribute to ‘More of everything’ just by increasing her/his size :D
It is rightly said by somebody that Individual Leaders can play a crucial role in growth of the Nation.

Invoke the Leader in you “Be Fat” :)

The picture shows stepwise procedure to do so :P



Did I miss the Paper industry?? Well just relate increased Toilet Paper usage :D

Note: surface area; volume and weight are words in Physics and should be used with great caution

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Who am I


A normal commoner's life ----

I like to eat
Everything that seems to be Yummy,
Never mind my ever increasing Tummy
My decisions are Hasty
When I see something Tasty
I love to sleep – everyday and all the way
Foggy Morning or Shivery Night
Gloomy Darkness or Shining Light
I like playing cricket
Hitting runs or taking Wickets
I don’t want to study
Even if there is an exam or the future seems Hazy
I continue my way, commonly called Lazy
I do not have a peculiar hobby
I do not like to collect Stamps or Money
I admire all that’s FUNNY(that doesn't qualify as a hobby)
Focus ….Career….Focus…is out of my Locus (anyways.WTF is that )
How do I decide about next 10 Years?
I rely on my luck and shed all my Fears

I don't think i'll figure it out till I Die
But
This is the closest answer to "Who Am I ?"