Sunday, May 30, 2010

Strategies to Handle people :)

Strategy to handle people

Use logic Convince them
If u can’t Convince
Use more (tangential) Logic and Confuse them
If you can’t Confuse
Use much more (Weird) Logic and Distract them
If you can’t Distract
Use much more (Idiotic) Logic and Annoy them

Confusion is useful-->
  • While discussing future course of action with employees
  • While teaching (when u don’t exactly know it)
  • Specially used in “Terms and Conditions” worldwide
Distraction is useful-->
  • When one is in pain
  • When Boss is pointing out mistakes
  • When one is scared
  • When parents are looking at grades
  • When one is bored
  • When teachers ask about missing assignments
Annoyance –>
To learn usage of this strategy
Try asking logically for a raise or promotion and it will be used against you :P

PS: I believe everyone know about most persuasive strategy - Danda :D :D

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

LUCK

A
I got late to the airport. But the flight got delayed too.
B
I got late to the airport. But the flight was dot on time.

Consistency doesn’t improve luck ....... so enjoy life and try different things

A
I studied 1/8 chapters. All questions were based on that chapter.
B
I studied 7/8 chapters. All questions were based on the 8th chapter.

Hard Work doesn’t improve luck ......... rather it reduces it :) please refer to a few posts below :)

A
I fought with a person my size, but he slipped
B
I fought with a person twice my size, but I slipped

Enthusiasm doesn’t improve luck ............just do what is just enough :)

A
I bunked the class, professor did not take attendance
B
I bunked the class, professor took attendance for 2 classes

Ambition doesn’t improve luck.................obviously it can't

A
I reached office early and left late, my boss came early and left late
I reached office late and left early, my boss came later and left earlier
B
I reached office early and left late, my boss came late and left early
I reached office late and left early, my boss came early and left late

Punctuality doesn’t improve luck.....................














Luck determines whether you are in situation A or B
As its very clear that the output is different even as the inputs remain same
While we worry about the inputs (i.e effort,hardwork,dedication etc) the results depend on factors far from our control.

So relax and enjoy.... the results are anyways decided by factors above the RED line:)