If English were as easy as Maths

just a comparison between 2 languages ... as usual ...totally useless :P

If English were as easy as Math.
This would mean…people preparing for any exams which contain use of English and Maths should focus to improve English……..
(PS: This doesn’t mean that writer is good at math: instead he’s “less worse” at math relative to English)

just literally comparing point wise the two….

1. Maths builds up from basics, the logic of numbers (0, 1, 2...)Continues.
English also initially pretends to do so, but gradually a,b,c goes into something absurd.
2.Maths can be learnt thru induction i.e. the logic applied once is applicable throughout.
English itself contains the word “logic” but contrarily is completely illogical.
3.Maths in its simplest form (when dealing with money) is known to all…newspaper vendors, chai wala’s etc
English requires formal education.
4.English is spoken in few nations, Math resides in all
5.English has useless waste of space for ex. In Pneumonia ‘P’ is silent... I guess no one will ever know why silent letters are written in the first place.
But when it comes to numbers 123….or 1123 there is a sense and a meaning to every symbol used.
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So lets experiment :)
If we treat English symbols no greater than those of maths then we would derive something like
PRIZE = Px10^4+Rx10^3+Ix10^2+zx10^1+Ex10^0
Or we would even be able to derive meaning (yes i mean 'meaningful' English)
For example two synonyms of PRIZE are AWARD and REWARD (according to MS WORD 2007)
AWARD=PRIZE …………….. (1)
REWARD=PRIZE………………. (2)
So using equations 1 and 2
AWARD=REWARD
=> A+WARD=RE+WARD

=> A=RE
(Note: correlated result can be achieved by AVENGE=VENGEANCE=REVENGE)

Similarly working with other words will add meaning to English :)
In the end I leave English for the Knowledgeable and Maths for the intelligent.

I also tried linking Maths and Physics/Biology-
if you increase the number of sides of a polygon it gradually becomes a circle at infinite sides.
a tummy may be seen in similar way as an infinite pack of ABS :)

I hate the Australian Cricket Team

Autobiography of TARGET

My Name is TARGET
Imaginary, Multiple, Worldwide

About Me –

Birthday– 1st April
Location – Arbitrary documents, Excel Sheets, Bosses / Employee’s Brains
Relationship Status- Impossible.
Here for –Sadistic Pleasures
First thing you will notice: I am too far

Hello everyone my name is TARGET.
I am existing in various forms across the globe. The biggest bosses in companies and corporate create me to continue their reign. I am thrust upon their subordinates who in turn do the same.I am the source of power for superiors at every level.

I get split into parts when I am thrust down the food chain.

Biggest Boss (1) --> Bigger Boss (3, 4)--> Big Boss (a few)....-->Employee (too many)
(Employee is the last node with no subordinate)

If someone gets too close to me, I am given a boost by the immediate superior.
HaHaHa (sarcastic smile) and I get away again.

Family--

There are some close relatives of mine who never show up if I am not present.
Namely promotion and raise are my loved cousins. We are so close that they do not go anywhere without me. But they are considered socially awkward by the evil “humor recourse” people. So these people try to keep me away so that my cousins automatically don’t show up.

About Me Again--

I enjoy a lot during my life. I see people slog to get me…oh I am so desirable :)
But my lifespan is too short; whether someone gets me or not I will die soon.
And I even know when I will die.

Personal Advice--

Do try to get me but don’t waste your life for me, coz I have multiple lives.
I will be born again with renewed strength and you will be the same, even more exhausted.

But what the heck I enjoy my life you too do :)

RIP – 31st March

The relativity of time

what all people can do in such a GD topic
Actually a highly intellectual brain storming conversation

At times when there is nothing to do, you start doing all kinds of random and arbit bakar. These are Excerpts from one such crazily insane, yet intellectual bakar a few days ago -

It was a discussion between me and NR.


NR: time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
RM: when u add things should increase
7:23 PM but when u add lunch to time - time decreases
NR: when u r hungry ... 1 second = 1 minute
during lunch it is reverse
so limit lunch time -> 0
so lunch time seems to be an illusion
7:24 PM RM: and since lunch is an object
lunch > 0 so it must be time ->0
so time is an illusion
7:25 PM but we look time in a watch so a watch must be an illusion
7:26 PM but a watch is made of materials which will in turn be illusion
NR: waah
made of quartz
foind in sands
but sand slips thru between ur fingers
so sand is an illusion
RM: => glass is a illusion
7:27 PM matlab chashma(spectacles) = illusion
so what u see thru specs is illusion.
things will look illusion if they are real
else it will look real if its illusion
NR: real is an illusion
so is tropicana
RM: :D
7:28 PM but unreal tournament is real
un (real=illusion)
=> un illusion
=> real
7:30 PM so real is illusion
illusion is real
NR: sirr ghoom raha hai
RM: :)


accha laga/ liked it -- yet another one -- http://rathinikesh.blogspot.com/2009/09/bakwaas.html

FIN Vs MArk

Actually Written During College days...just revived it here :)


jaane kya zamaana hai,jaane kaunsi ghadi hai...
FIN waale aish kar rahe hai,janta ki lagi padi hai...

kaash FIN liya hota,tab kuch aaram kiya hota...
ab MARK me mar rahe,raat-din kaam kar rahe...

wo exam ka bahana batate hai,par number sabko aate hai...
aur hum yahan latak rahe hai,acche marks ki talaash me bhatak rahe hai..

hum faccho ko bevkoof nahi banayenge,unko zaroor MARK ki takleefo se bachayenge..
agle saal sabhi FIN lenge,fir aaram karenge..

na koi darr hoga,na hoga koi kaam...
IIML me hoga sirf aur sirf AARAAM

bore to the core

written when sitting at home office ....while watching ants crawl...........

but this will be last post of the BAD==SAD kind.....warna i'll actually lose my mind :D


I am bored to the core

They say ‘every cloud has a silver lining”
We’ll till I get that…I’ll continue whining

Sitting on the shore..Mind wants to explore
But when in mid ocean …it says no more

Same shit, another day,
Different town, the same way

I can’t see a ray of hope…still I think there is some scope
A ladder to climb or an up way rope

It’s better to be silly it’s better to be fun.
So I quit ‘boredom’ and get back on the RUN

Now I’ll be back to old days…be it good ones or the silly PeeJays
But that’s an art where I’m not that smart :)

अंग्रेज़ी में शेर लिखा ....तो हिन्दी भी ज़रूरी है :P

काम के नशे में......ये कहाँ पे चढ़ गया....

यारों से बिछड़ गया......मै अकेला पड़ गया

चाय पे वो बकर मारना.....ताश में जो जीतना हारना..
वक्त चलते चलते रुक गया....मै बेवजह ही ठुक गया