Who am I

A normal commoner's life ----

I like to eat

Everything that seems to be Yummy,
Never mind my ever increasing Tummy

My decisions are Hasty

When I see something Tasty

I love to sleep – everyday and all the way

Foggy Morning or Shivery Night

Gloomy Darkness or Shining Light

I like playing cricket

Hitting runs or taking Wickets

I don’t want to study

Even if there is an exam or the future seems Hazy

I continue my way, commonly called Lazy

I do not have a peculiar hobby

I do not like to collect Stamps or Money

I admire all that’s FUNNY(that doesn't qualify as a hobby)

Focus ….Career….Focus…is out of my Locus (anyways.WTF is that )

How do I decide about next 10 Years?

I rely on my luck and shed all my Fears

I don't think i'll figure it out till I Die

But

This is the closest answer to "Who Am I ?"

SLaziness

Many times we feel lazy and sometimes we do not.

Then would we be classified as Lazy or not Lazy?

Few people can’t tolerate the Ignominy of being called not Lazy;

After all being Active/Proactive/Reactive in 10/ 100 situations should not take away the Tag/Pride of being Lazy.

How do we resolve this problem to protect the interests of Lazy’s being active in some cases yet preserving their identity?

Specially in today’s competitive world, where the Lazy ones are an Endangered Species. :D

Either we introduce the Degree of Laziness. But classifying Laziness in these terms sounds demeaning.

Rather we classify a few Activities which are an exception to the norm.

Basically not few but 2 – Eating & Entertainment.

People Travel, Strive and even Work Hard for these two; YES even Lazy people do that.

Taking away their Identity (of being Lazy) just because the show glimpses of activity for 2E’s is not fair.

So I introduce a term SLaziness meaning Selective Laziness.

SLazy (n) - A person who is Lazy normally, but shows slight activity under Extraordinary circumstances like the craving for Food or the desire for Entertainment.

Usage – Pranay is not lazy and neither is he active. He is SLazy just like me. :P

Usage names the 2 people whose great thought and discussion has been used as a foundation for this post.

SActive will also be used now :)