When you run your 15 year old post through ChatGpt

I ran an old post (link) through ChatGpt and here is what it wrote back -

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Hello TARGET,

It seems like you've crafted an imaginative persona for yourself as a symbolic representation of work-related pressures and challenges. It's a creative way to express the dynamics of hierarchy and ambition within the corporate world.

Your character, as described, embodies the struggle for advancement and success, often at the expense of others. It's a reflection of the competitive nature of professional life and the pursuit of growth and recognition.

Is there anything specific you'd like to discuss or elaborate on within this imaginative context? Or perhaps you're looking to explore a particular aspect of your character or its symbolic representation?

Conversation

A- Sort of , take the simple example of a deer and a tiger.
A typical night in the forest. When carnivores hunt for food and their prey’s run for life.
A deer has to run in order to save its life when predators like the tiger come in search for food where as the tiger also needs to run in order to get food to survive.
Its hard work (in this case speed and effort), the one who runs faster is the survivor.
The faster the deer runs - the luckier it gets and by the same logic - the faster the tiger runs - the luckier it gets.
And also speed is dependent on fitness and knowledge of the terrain both of which require extreme hard work again in the form of regular exercises and learning.

B- This case is an isolated one, where would you find only 1 deer and 1 tiger. The fact is that there are many tigers and many deer’s. And the deer need not be the fastest in order to save itself; it just needs to be relatively faster than the slowest deer. On the other hand the tiger also does not need to be the fastest; again it just needs to be relatively faster than the slowest deer.
Now if we add all carnivores and all their potential food to the list it becomes even easier for a smart deer or a smart tiger to save itself.

Just be faster than the slowest animal and repeat the exercise.

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Head - Humour Recourse

What's the difference?

Rakesh and Ravi have an exam.
Rakesh has the books and starts cramming 4 days before the exam.
Ravi borrows the book for 1/2 an hour and makes chits.

Rakesh writes whatever he had cribbed & Ravi writes whatever he had copied.
Just 2 days after the exam both forgot whatever they had studied/copied.

Whats the difference between Rakesh & Ravi?

If both just transferred text from book to answer sheet?

Not to top any exam :| :|

I had come first in second standard.

Now even after 22 years I really still fail to understand how that had happened.

But everyone was so happy, I got a big toy gun too. I was thrilled at the attention I got.

Reality was different -------

Actually I had created a monster, a monster called ‘expectations’.

I only realized it an year later, now only in 3rd standard I was ‘expected’ to come first again, I failed.

I mean not failed literally but failed to come first. Though I did not get scolded or beaten but everyone was disappointed.

Anyone else would have tried to fight back and top again in 4th standard, not me though.

I proved too smart for my age, i understood that it was a viscious circle and could only be stopped by killing the monster. If I topped 4th then 5th would be no better, damn topping would ruin my entire life during education.

So Smartness triumphed over Thrill, Killer Instinct and Hardwork

Since that day I made ‘not to top any exam’ a part of my ethics :)

B O O K S

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Many people like to read. I do not hate reading but it rates low in the pyramid.
I have a clear Hierarchy defined for "stationary entertainment activities". These activities under consideration exclude any physical activity like playing, running, walking or eating etc.

This precisely includes only 3 sources of entertainment
1. Spoiling your eyes in front of TV
2. Spoiling your eyes in front of Computer
3. Spoiling your eyes in front of a book

A hierarchy for precisely these.
Books are out unless there is total inability to do other 2 activities.

But books are very useful. Very very useful
In fact there are too many uses of books , I try to encompass a few of them below

1. Weight related uses–
a. Paperweight - They weigh a lot
b. Weightlifting - in case dumbbells are too costly, books weigh enough
c. Value - a read newspaper and book are both useless but books weigh more

2. Source of heat - they burn well
3. Weapons – they hit hard
4. Storage – I can store my exquisite bookmarks in it
5. Pillow – if you don’t have a pillow 2 fat books would substitute
6. Intellect - Always carry a mystifying book, preferably philosophy and you’d be regarded as intelligent i.e. if you keep quiet.
7. Showpiece – Create a library
8. Antiques - This is possible if your great great granddad had a thing for book collecting
9. Fan- extreme heats, electric failure, don’t worry hold the book in your hand and move it right to left, fast.
10. Door block –Self explanatory
11. Ladder - slanted stack of books
12. Seat – straight stack of books
13. Paper Planes
14. Book Cricket - most of us would have done this during lectures (b4 laptops)
15. Practicing cat-walk by keeping book on head while walking
16. Gifting - books are good gifts
17. Reading - well actually you can read them too :)

Note:1- this is only an indicative list. The actual usage may depend on various factors ranging from geographical to mental.
Note:2- The number of actual uses is much more - toilet paper.. killing mosquitoes.. storing lovers flowers .. stop rain .....
Thanks - Special thanks to Pranay and Abhijit to increase my of uses of books :)

A-Z of why I don't want to get married so early

Age - 26 does not seem so old assuming an average age of 70
Base location - If both are working then they need to be located in same city
Carelessness- I need to live totally carelessly for a few years
Dilemma - Quandary
Expenses - Expenses will more than triple

Future - Currently i worry about mine, then i need to worry about our future :|
Generation Gap - Every generation the marrying age gets delayed by 4 years (I have empirical evidence :P)
Herd Mentality - Most of my friends are not planning to get married soon , Why should I?
Inertia - I am happy without a big change right now
Job - same as base location
Kids - next logical in sequence,more responsibility, more scary
Luck
Maturity - I don't believe I am mature enough for this
Nocturnal - Used to stay awake at nights and sleep till late, will i adjust to normal lifestyle?
Opportunity cost - self explanatory
Peer Pressure - Some people did get married, but then i never buckled under peer-pressure
Quandary - Dilemma
Responsibility - means i can't return home anytime i want daily
Settled life - I do not exactly feel settled so why add further chaos ;)
Trouble - Unquestioned lifestyle will definitely be set aside
Undo - This feature won't be available so i don't want to rush
View - Same as below
Watch - let's learn by others mistakes, via observation :P
X-factor - ineXplicable but close to luck
Y shd I ? basic question - why should I?
Z - I can't think more , Z is only to complete the alphabet ;)